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Paolo Puppet Punisher

Paolo's flash game > Paolo Puppet Punisher, enjoy!

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Installing your husband

this is sooo fun to read!

tech savvy and funny! enjoy reading!

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

How to look your best even without photoshop

I would like to share to you gurls what i read in the magazine. Because just like all other girls in the office i was one of them who was crazy looking of an adobe photoshop software to enhace and edit pictures with nice background.

In a world of cameraphones, compact digicam and highspeed updloading and downloading, your look, if you are to have your 15 infinity minutes of fame has to be WEB-friendly at all times. Well... sinabi pa!!! In fact every poses and faces we make in front of the camera are always for downloading purposes whether to our friendster, mulitply or any blogging account we have.

So guys here are some fail-safe rules that will help you prevent from looking offline in when viewed online.

* Be comfortable in what you're wearing; if your outfit isn't a fit, leave it at home.
* Waterproof eye make up is a lifesaver, especially in high humidity or highly charged situations.
* Paparazzi-hounded Victoria Beckham claims she is "never photographed" while eating. If you can handle it, try to eat in the privacy of yoru own home instead of pigging out in the public.
Reflective surface are your best friend; without looking like you're trying too hard, sneak a peek whenever you can to make sure your hais is still in place and you're accessories are't tangled up.