please vote for LAARNI LOSALA!

Hello everybody!

Please vote for LAARNI LOSALA!

She is one of my dearest friends and now one of the scholars in Pinoy Dream Academy.

As she entered the academy, you'll notice that she's having a hard time coping with her fellow scholars and to some changes that happened, and she looked like she's been stressed out...

Please give her another chance to prove that she deserves to be in the Academy!

To vote, text PDALAARNI send it to 2331 for Globe, Touch Mobile, and Sun Cellular subscribers or 231 for Smart, Talk 'n Text and Addict Mobile subscribers. Voting will be open until the next Gala Night, wherein the results will also be announced afterwards.

Thanks very much. <3

The story of Bananacue


Minsan, nagtalo talo ang mga saging kung sino ang pinakamasarap.

Sabi ni Latundan small but sweet siya...

Sabi naman ni lakatan big but sweeter siya...

Nalungkot si Saba kasi hindi siya sweet, kailangan pa niyang maluto, at iba pa...

Kaya nagwalk-out siya... :(

Pero nasalubong niya si Brown Sugar, kinuwento niya ang nangyari at tumawa si Brown sugar at sabi:

"It dosent matter how sweet you are, what matters is how you make others special because of
you...and you made me special..."

:D


Desktop Wars ^_^



An animation about desktop wars...

Mood hormone may affect fat, U.S. study finds

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A brain chemical strongly linked to mood and appetite may also directly affect fat gain, U.S. researchers reported on Tuesday.

They said levels of serotonin, the nerve-signaling chemical targeted by many antidepressants, may also direct the body to put down fat regardless of how much food is eaten.

"It may be one reason diets fail," metabolism expert Kaveh Ashrafi of the University of California, San Francisco, who led the study, said in a telephone interview.

The findings, published in the journal Cell Metabolism, could lead to better diet drugs and treatments for diseases like diabetes.

Serotonin may help the body decide whether to burn off excess calories, or store them as fat, Ashrafi said.

He worked with roundworms for his experiment but said the findings may relate to humans. "These worms, although they are microscopic, they have around 20,000 genes ... and if you compare them side by side they are about 50 percent similar to us," he said.

Genes controlling appetite, fat storage and metabolism are especially similar, he said. The tiny worms can be manipulated to see changes to their metabolism, appetite and weight gain.

"It has been known for a long time that increasing serotonin causes fat reduction," Ashrafi said.

"At the molecular level we are trying to understand what is the mechanism that allows that to happen. What we discovered in the worm is that those mechanisms can be separated from the mechanisms that mediate the effects of serotonin on appetite."

The research found serotonin levels affected the worms' appetite, but they also affected how much fat the worms accumulated, and this was via a separate process.

If the worms detect a food shortage, their metabolisms shift and they store more fat. This could explain why some people get fat more easily than others -- and why dieting can cause more weight gain later.

"Different people may have similar diets, may have similar rates of physical activity, but may have very different body weights," Ashrafi said. "Appetite is only part of it."

But for now the remedy for excess body fat remains obvious. "Nothing in our study says that good nutrition and physical activity are not good for you," Ashrafi said.

Simply raising serotonin levels can have serious side-effects. The diet drug fenfluramine, which has the effect of raising serotonin levels, was pulled off the market in 1997 after it caused sometimes deadly heart valve damage. (yahoo.com)

Pluto Now Called a Plutoid


The International Astronomical Union has decided on the term "plutoid" as a name for dwarf planets like Pluto.

Sidestepping concerns of many astronomers worldwide, the IAU's decision, at a meeting of its Executive Committee in Oslo, comes almost two years after it stripped Pluto of its planethood and introduced the term "dwarf planets" for Pluto and other small round objects that often travel highly elliptical paths around the sun in the far reaches of the solar system.

The name plutoid was proposed by the members of the IAU Committee on Small Body Nomenclature (CSBN), accepted by the Board of Division III and by the IAU Working Group for Planetary System Nomenclature (WGPSN), and approved by the IAU Executive Committee at its recent meeting in Oslo, according to a statement released today.

Here's the official new definition:

"Plutoids are celestial bodies in orbit around the sun at a distance greater than that of Neptune that have sufficient mass for their self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that they assume a hydrostatic equilibrium (near-spherical) shape, and that have not cleared the neighborhood around their orbit."

In short: small round things beyond Neptune that orbit the sun and have lots of rocky neighbors.

The two known and named plutoids are Pluto and Eris, the IAU stated. The organization expects more plutoids will be found.

Controversy continues

Already the IAU recognizes it is adding to an ongoing controversy.

The IAU has been responsible for naming planetary bodies and their satellites since the early 1900s. Its decision in 2006 to demote Pluto was highly controversial, with some astronomers saying simply that they would not heed it and questioning the IAU's validity as a governing body.

"The IAU is a democratic organization, thus open to comments and criticism of any kind," IAU General Secretary Karel A. van der Hucht told SPACE.com by email today. "Given the history of the issue, we will probably never reach a complete consensus."

It remains to be seen whether astronomers will use the new term.

"My guess is that no one is going to much use this term, though perhaps I'm wrong," said Caltech astronomer Mike Brown, who has led the discovery of several objects in the outer solar system, including Eris. "But I don't think that this will be because it is controversial, just not particularly necessary."

Brown was unaware of the new definition until the IAU announced it today.

"Back when the term 'pluton' was nixed they said they would come up with another one," Brown said. "So I guess they finally did."

More debate coming

The dwarf planet Ceres is not a plutoid as it is located in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter, according to the IAU. Current scientific knowledge lends credence to the belief that Ceres is the only object of its kind, the IAU stated. Therefore, a separate category of Ceres-like dwarf planets will not be proposed at this time, the reasoning goes.

A meeting, planned earlier this year for Aug. 14-16 at Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, aims to bring astronomers of varying viewpoints together to discuss the controversy. "No votes will be taken at this conference to put specific objects in or out of the family of planets," APL's Dr. Hal Weaver, a conference organizer, said in a statement in May. "But we will have advocates of the IAU definition and proponents of alternative definitions presenting their cases."

The term plutoid joins a host of other odd words -- plutinos, centaurs, cubewanos and EKOs -- that astronomers use to define objects in the outer solar system. - yahoo.com

75 Things You Wish You Could Say to Your Boss!

Here is a post from my friend's blog.

Most is in tagalog and i know, many of my fellow filipino worker could relate.

I am guilty of some.

Read and enjoy! :D


1. Ano!? Yan lang di niyo pa kayang gawin at iuutos niyo pa sa akin?

2. Hellooo! Gawin niyo na iyan no para naman huwag niyong makalimutan kung paano mag-isip.

3. Sir, makinig kaya kayo sa akin!? Pwede?

4. Puwede ba, busy ako? Mamaya na po yan.

5. Gumawa kayo ng sarili niyong presentation!

6. If challenges are more important than financial rewards, then why don’t you just trade in your salary for my challenges?

7. Pwede pong paki-decide kung alin sa 10 inutos niyo sakin ngayon ang talagang urgent?

8. Absent po ako today. Wala lang, ayaw ko po kayong makita eh…

9. Pwede bang mag-all expense paid na vacation? Sige na naman, pagod na pagod na po ako eh.

10. Sir, bili niyo naman akong yosi. Sige na! Sa inyo na lang po yung sukli.

11. Uwi na po ako ha. Bahala na kayo dito sa opis..

12. Sir, pwede po bang taasan ang sweldo ko? Ang hirap kasi ng trabaho ko eh, ang pakisamahan kayo!

13. Mag-reduce naman po kayo! Mukha na kayong balyena eh.

14. Bakit po pag kami walang ginagawa pinapagalitan niyo kami? Pero bakit pag kayo ok lang?

15. Akala niyo ba magaling kayo? Wala lang silang mapiling iba kaya kayo nilagay diyan sa pwestong yan!

16. Ma’am, ang bait niyo po talaga. Sana kunin na kayo ni Lord.

17. And it is with utmost sincerity that I wish you the best of luck spending the rest of your afterlife rotting in hell at Satan’s side where you belong.

18. Kung totoong nag-client call kayo patingin ng service report niyo!

19. Sagutin niyo naman yung telepono. A little exercise won’t hurt.

20. Sige, gagawin ko po ito. Pero pagtimpla niyo ko ng kape.

21. Shut up when I’m talking to you!

22. Kayo itong may pa-kotse tapos ako uutusan niyo pumunta sa meeting? Ano kayo, hilo!??

23. Ano?!! Di niyo alam mag-print? Sayang ang laptop niyo.

24. Sir aminin niyo na po, nagpapa-cute lang kayo sa client. Kunyari pa kayo na binebentahan niyo siya.

25. Ang ganda ng resulta ng pagkaka-plastic surgery niyo, banat na banat! Lalo tuloy kayo pinagtatawanan eh.

26. If you really think it’s that important, di kayo gumawa.

27. Sir, palit tayong sweldo!

28. Ang sarap po siguro ng trabaho niyo no? Biro niyo utos lang kayo ng utos samin. Ang laki pa ng sweldo!

29. Gusto niyo mag-trabaho naman for a change?

30. Do my work over the weekend?!?! At baket!? Sino kayo para utusan ako?

31. Ngayon na due ito? Eh di kayo gumawa!

32. Can’t you see I’m goddamn busy?

33. If you need me, bukas na lang. May date po ako ngayon eh.

34. Asus!! Mage-edit lang hindi pa kaya! Kayo na lang ang mag-edit para hindi sayang sa oras.

35. Sir, tinatamad po akong pumasok ngayon e. Sa bahay na lang po ako mag-iinternet at mage-games, ala pang gastos.

36. Huli kayo! Nanonood din pala kayo ng VCD ha! (pwede rin nood ka nang nood ng YouTube jan!)

37. Sir, lahat po ng kelangan niyo nandyan na. Kelangan niyo lang po tingnan mabuti!

38. Tsk tsk tsk, yan na nga ba sinasabi ko e. Ayaw niyo kasi makinig sakin.

39. Pwede bang sakin na lang position niyo?

40. Nagtataka talaga ako kung bakit napunta kayo sa puwestong yan.

41. Hay naku, sa dinami-dami naman ng pwedeng maging boss, bakit kayo pa ang napunta sakin!

42. Basahin niyo muna ang lahat ng email messages niyo bago niyo sabihin na hindi ko pa nagagawa yung pinagawa niyo.

43. Magre-resign na po ako. Hindi ko na po talaga kayo kayang tiisin eh.

44. Hindi po Inday ang pangalan ko, kaya wag po ninyo akong utusan.

45. Hindi po bottomless pit ang MS Outlook Inbox mo. Talagang titirik ang PC niyo kung hindi kayo magde-delete ng email!

46. Kabit nyo po ba yung prinomote mo?

47. Aah, sir, crush niyo ba ko? Yung seryoso? Lagi niyo na lang po kasi akong inuutusan eh.

48. Why do you keep on doing this to me? Do you feel threatened by my genius?

49. Boss, VCD o, bold! (Greenhills Virramall style)

50. Daddy, Monday ngayon. Yung baon ko!?

51. Bukas ko na lang po gagawin yung pinagagawa niyo ha? Maglalaro pa ko ng Counter Strike eh.

52. Pwede ba tigilan niyo ko?

53. Kasama ba sa job description ko to?

54. If I do what you tell me to, will this change the world?

55. I’m not sure if it’s your good looks, your family connection or your charming disposition kaya ka andyan sa puwesto mo. But I’m definitely sure it has nothing to do with your intellect.

56. Okay lang umabsent kayo. It does not really matter. Mas maaga pa kaming makakapag-lunch.

57. Ang OA niyo naman. Kino-complicate niyo pa ang mga simpleng problema para lang magmukha kayong may alam. (giggle ;))

58. You’re just insecure. Palibhasa, deep down you know you don’t deserve to be the boss of someone whose brilliance you can only dream of! (panalo, pang-soap opera yun line)

59. Sir naman, hindi naman po lahat ng tao kasing bobo niyo.

60. Karapatan ko nang umuwi pagpatak ng 5pm, 8 hours lang ang binabayaran sa akin eh! Karapatan ko ring mag-absent! At karapatan kong ring masulit ang 1hour lunch break ko!

61. Ma’am huwag na po kayong mag-english. Lalo lang pong nagiging obvious ang pagiging tanga niyo.

62. Sir ano ba!? Lagi na lang ba kayong magre-request ng blow job sakin!!??(In a really loud voice)

63. Sa tono ng pananalita niyo parang naiintindihan ninyo ang pinag-uusapan namin ah. (AHAHAHAHAHA)

64. Sana po pwede ko rin kayong i-evaluate no? Sigurado lagi kayong bagsak sakin. (One more time, AHAHAHAHAHA. Just fell of my chair.)

65. Kung ano man po ang kasalanan ko ay kasalanan niyo rin. Boss ko kayo eh.

66. Maglinis naman po kayo ng table niyo.

67. Hoy! Ikaw, halika nga rito at tulungan mo ko!

68. Saang planeta po ba kayo nanggaling at hindi ninyo alam ito?

69. Ano naman ang mapapala ko kung gagawin ko to?

70. Inaantok ako. Tulog po muna ko ha?

71. Bakit ganyan po kayo magsalita? Napo-possess ba kayo ng masamang ispirito?

72. Sir, umabsent naman po kayo paminsan-minsan. Masaya po kasi ang buong office pag wala kayo eh.

73. Huwag nga kayong makialam samin!

74. Kelan kaya kayo mapapalitan bilang boss namin?

75. Aha!!! Sir bakit kayo naglalaro ng games!? Bawal yan ah!

Parokya ni Edgar's Buloy (American Version)

I like this version of the song "buloy" from the band Parokya ni Edgar. Enjoy!


Work mode resumes...

After weeks of not having work assignments (and also watching animes on veoh and reading ebooks from sidney sheldon} RC now gave us work assignments to be finished this week...

Meaning...anime marathon and e-book reading is postponed for now...(and no personalized flash games as of the moment, weheheheh...)

Shooting game: Rhea, boris and renwick version

Shooting game: Rhea, boris and renwick version, enjoy nalang! =D




Renren's eyepoking game

Flash game ni renren...wahahah!



RC: the human cannonball

RC: the human cannonball, enjoy!


Paolo Puppet Punisher

Paolo's flash game > Paolo Puppet Punisher, enjoy!




Let's play! (shoot the Bripman game)

Bored? try this!



Installing your husband

this is sooo fun to read!

tech savvy and funny! enjoy reading!

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support